1 00:00:08,460 --> 00:00:11,540 I'm going down south, I'm gonna have myself time. 2 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:15,140 Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation. 3 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:18,320 I'm going down south, I'm gonna leave my world to hide. 4 00:00:18,620 --> 00:00:22,020 And we're parking day or night, people spouting hot and diverse. 5 00:00:22,260 --> 00:00:24,980 And on up south, I'm gonna see if I can't unwind. 6 00:00:25,380 --> 00:00:31,440 Come on down south out there and meet some friends of mine. 7 00:00:41,070 --> 00:00:42,070 Hey, Herb. 8 00:00:42,190 --> 00:00:45,010 So, you know what this week is, right? 9 00:00:45,550 --> 00:00:47,110 Um, is it Easter? 10 00:00:47,330 --> 00:00:49,570 No! It's my spring break! 11 00:00:49,870 --> 00:00:51,650 No school for seven days! 12 00:00:51,890 --> 00:00:56,230 And guess what? Go pack your things, because you and I are going on a big 13 00:00:56,230 --> 00:00:57,230 romantic trip! 14 00:00:57,750 --> 00:01:02,450 Really? I just came from the travel agent. We're going to spend five nights 15 00:01:02,450 --> 00:01:04,250 Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. 16 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:07,370 Oh. 17 00:01:07,590 --> 00:01:08,650 Well, what's the matter? 18 00:01:08,930 --> 00:01:10,230 Myrtle Beach? Really? 19 00:01:10,730 --> 00:01:12,390 We all know what goes on down there. 20 00:01:12,790 --> 00:01:15,130 I don't do that stuff anymore, and neither should you. 21 00:01:16,290 --> 00:01:20,710 Rick, I don't want to go down there to rage. I just want to sit on a beach with 22 00:01:20,710 --> 00:01:21,750 you and watch the sunset. 23 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:24,890 Yeah, but isn't Myrtle Beach where those places are? 24 00:01:25,090 --> 00:01:27,330 I don't want to go into one of those places. 25 00:01:27,690 --> 00:01:29,310 I don't think they even exist anymore. 26 00:01:29,750 --> 00:01:33,290 Don't you think this is just what we need, Rick? You don't even want to go 27 00:01:33,290 --> 00:01:34,290 one of those places. 28 00:01:34,330 --> 00:01:37,450 Rick, I'm a little old for that. It'd be pretty pathetic if I did. 29 00:01:38,410 --> 00:01:39,410 Well... 30 00:01:39,580 --> 00:01:44,700 Okay. Oh, Rick, we're going to have the best time. I can't wait to spoil you. I 31 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:45,740 really do need a vacation. 32 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:49,100 Oh, we're going to have the best spring break of anyone. 33 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:52,920 All right, guys, you sure you packed everything? 34 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:57,140 Yeah, that should be all of it. Well, I hope you and Shelly have a great spring 35 00:01:57,140 --> 00:01:57,958 break trip. 36 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:01,200 I still feel bad us going on a trip while you and Stan stay home. 37 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:04,720 You guys have fun in Santa Fe. We're going to do some dad and son stuff. 38 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:06,240 Goodbye, Shelly. 39 00:02:06,540 --> 00:02:08,000 Have fun. I'll miss you. 40 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:13,900 There should be food enough to last you the week. Yes, yes, don't worry, we'll 41 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:14,559 be fine. 42 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:15,700 Bye, Stan, love you. 43 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:16,619 Love you, man. 44 00:02:16,620 --> 00:02:17,700 Okay, guys, be safe. 45 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:19,120 Bye. 46 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:26,780 Oh, yeah, bitches are gone. 47 00:02:28,340 --> 00:02:30,580 Spring break, spring break, spring break. 48 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:33,100 This is going to be the best spring break ever. 49 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:34,820 They're going to be gone the whole week. 50 00:02:36,820 --> 00:02:37,900 Bro, what are you doing? 51 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:39,920 I'm painting miniatures. 52 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:43,200 Painting mini... Dude, do you not understand? 53 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:47,500 Your mom and Shelly are gone. We can do whatever we want without any stupid 54 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,500 rules. Whatever I want? 55 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:50,539 Yeah, dude. 56 00:02:50,540 --> 00:02:53,780 That's what this is all about. Let's do some spring break shit. 57 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:56,820 Can I see if any of the guys want to come over to do 40K all week? 58 00:02:57,060 --> 00:02:59,440 Hell yeah. Let's do some 40K. What is that? 59 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:01,080 You don't know Warhammer 40K? 60 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,720 Oh, yeah. Warhammer 40K. Of course. I'm down. Let's do it. 61 00:03:04,940 --> 00:03:07,240 Really? All week? Yeah, dude. You're old enough. 62 00:03:07,740 --> 00:03:08,800 Sweet, I'm going to call Tolkien. 63 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:19,600 Oh, Rick. 64 00:03:20,380 --> 00:03:22,620 Isn't this nice? This place is incredible. 65 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,520 Yeah, it's really nice. 66 00:03:24,740 --> 00:03:26,560 I just don't know if I deserve all this. 67 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,940 You do deserve it, Rick. You've made me really happy. 68 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:31,600 Are you almost done? 69 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,020 Yeah, all done. Here you go. 70 00:03:35,180 --> 00:03:36,180 Oh, Rick. 71 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:37,940 Look at how happy we are. 72 00:03:39,940 --> 00:03:42,320 Oh, that saltwater air is just so good. 73 00:03:42,740 --> 00:03:44,800 Can't wait to try some southern food. You hungry? 74 00:03:45,340 --> 00:03:49,100 Yeah, sure. I could eat. A lot of things are different here in the south. Kind 75 00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:50,320 of hard to figure out what's good. 76 00:03:50,780 --> 00:03:53,300 Yeah, well, the stores and restaurants here aren't like Colorado. 77 00:03:53,540 --> 00:03:55,060 It's almost like another culture. 78 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:57,680 Herb. 79 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 Herb. 80 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:06,600 Oh, no. 81 00:04:06,620 --> 00:04:08,520 Jeez, it's still here. 82 00:04:12,860 --> 00:04:15,140 You said you wouldn't go into one of these places. 83 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:19,440 I don't want to go in. I just can't believe some of these places are still 84 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,220 Whoa, look who's here. 85 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:23,360 What are you doing in town? 86 00:04:23,980 --> 00:04:25,300 Oh, I'm just on vacation. 87 00:04:25,820 --> 00:04:26,820 This is Rick. 88 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:29,580 Well, do you want to come inside and rally a little bit? 89 00:04:29,860 --> 00:04:31,720 Oh, no thanks. I don't rally anymore. 90 00:04:32,020 --> 00:04:32,779 You sure? 91 00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:34,760 Everyone would love to rally with you again. 92 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:38,500 I'm sure. I don't need to rally. I'm just here to relax. Take care. 93 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:40,520 Well, if you change your mind, we'll be here. 94 00:04:41,260 --> 00:04:42,320 America number one! 95 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:43,800 Number one, yep. 96 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:46,120 Some people, huh? Jeez. 97 00:04:50,340 --> 00:04:54,080 Okay, so I'm going to have my Retributor Squad attack your Stormhawk 98 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:58,040 Interceptor. Okay, that has a toughness of seven and a minus one to your hit 99 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,040 rolls. 100 00:05:00,260 --> 00:05:01,920 Okay, so that's three, four, five hits. 101 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:04,180 Okay, I'm going to roll my saving throw, which is three plus. 102 00:05:04,670 --> 00:05:07,010 What in the actual fuck are you guys doing? 103 00:05:07,710 --> 00:05:08,730 We're playing 40K. 104 00:05:09,110 --> 00:05:13,370 You guys have wasted another day of spring break with this stupid shit. 105 00:05:14,670 --> 00:05:16,990 Do you guys know what spring break is about? 106 00:05:17,770 --> 00:05:20,110 Wet t -shirt contests. Mud wrestling. 107 00:05:20,730 --> 00:05:22,570 Don't you want to get some bitches over here? 108 00:05:22,830 --> 00:05:24,590 I thought you were happy because the bitches were gone. 109 00:05:24,890 --> 00:05:29,330 I'm happy the bitches are gone so we can have bitches over. Spring break is dude 110 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:31,130 time. But you know what? 111 00:05:31,970 --> 00:05:33,710 Today's society has ruined it all. 112 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:38,160 They've taught you boys to be ashamed of being boys. 113 00:05:39,260 --> 00:05:42,780 Convinced you that your natural, innate male desires are toxic. 114 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:48,320 No matter what the liberals try to tell you boys, you shouldn't be ashamed of 115 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:49,320 your gender. 116 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:53,380 Okay, Dad. So I've got an Imperium infantry unit within six inches of 117 00:05:53,380 --> 00:05:54,380 so they have a plus six save. 118 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:57,200 My God. 119 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:58,560 What are we going to do? 120 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:09,300 I'm going to sleep. 121 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:11,000 I'm going to go to sleep now. 122 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:14,600 Here I go. 123 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:16,320 To sleep. 124 00:06:56,490 --> 00:06:57,830 Can I help you find anything? 125 00:06:58,050 --> 00:06:58,989 Oh, my God. 126 00:06:58,990 --> 00:07:00,070 Sir, you're back. 127 00:07:00,310 --> 00:07:01,390 Yeah, just browsing. 128 00:07:01,870 --> 00:07:03,690 You guys, it's him. He's here. 129 00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:05,550 He's here? 130 00:07:05,830 --> 00:07:07,530 Is that really you? 131 00:07:07,730 --> 00:07:08,830 What are you doing here? 132 00:07:09,130 --> 00:07:10,510 Could I get a selfie with you? 133 00:07:10,790 --> 00:07:13,970 Hey, since you're here, you want to rally a little bit? 134 00:07:14,270 --> 00:07:17,890 No, no, I can't rally. I've got a serious boyfriend. I'm just looking 135 00:07:18,330 --> 00:07:20,150 Oh, come on. When are you going to be here again? 136 00:07:20,410 --> 00:07:21,389 Live a little. 137 00:07:21,390 --> 00:07:23,370 Well, maybe I could do just a little bit. 138 00:07:23,850 --> 00:07:25,530 I mean, what? 139 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:28,380 What the hell is up with all these Mexicans, huh? 140 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:30,200 Yeah! Yeah! 141 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:34,940 I mean, Joe Biden obviously thinks immigrants are made of gold or 142 00:07:34,940 --> 00:07:35,940 Piece of shit! 143 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,820 Yeah! Yeah! 144 00:07:38,060 --> 00:07:39,060 Yeah! 145 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:44,320 Hey, 146 00:07:45,540 --> 00:07:48,600 Steven. You know your son's been over at my house for spring break? 147 00:07:48,940 --> 00:07:53,780 Yeah, of course I know. Well, you should see what they're doing, because it's a 148 00:07:53,780 --> 00:07:54,780 little... 149 00:07:56,040 --> 00:08:00,180 Well, what are they doing? Look, I just think we better talk with our boys to 150 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:04,620 counteract all the ways in which society has been pathologizing masculinity. 151 00:08:05,340 --> 00:08:09,020 I mean, you went balls out on spring break, right? Tried to see chicks' boobs 152 00:08:09,020 --> 00:08:10,020 and stuff? 153 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:11,880 No, I didn't. 154 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:15,560 Well, no, I mean, you weren't ashamed of being a guy, right? 155 00:08:15,860 --> 00:08:19,280 Like, you went out to the lake and tried to play grab -ass with girls, right? 156 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,100 No, I did not. 157 00:08:22,820 --> 00:08:24,820 Why are you saying that? 158 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,370 Why are you making those words with your mouth? 159 00:08:27,850 --> 00:08:29,810 Oh, hey, Randy. Everything okay with the boys? 160 00:08:30,390 --> 00:08:31,670 Oh, right. 161 00:08:32,370 --> 00:08:33,470 Sorry, sorry, yeah. 162 00:08:33,850 --> 00:08:37,669 Everything's great. They're playing a little table miniatures game. It's 163 00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:41,049 Just came to let you know they're good. 164 00:08:41,890 --> 00:08:42,829 Don't worry. 165 00:08:42,830 --> 00:08:44,130 I'm going to take care of it. 166 00:08:46,370 --> 00:08:50,390 I'll tell you what else. This whole situation in the Ukraine, that wouldn't 167 00:08:50,390 --> 00:08:51,550 happening on my watch. 168 00:08:52,970 --> 00:08:55,850 The problem is, now, we all have a president who's afraid. 169 00:08:56,290 --> 00:08:59,270 And that's why Joe and the ho have got to go. 170 00:09:00,490 --> 00:09:02,330 And I'll tell you another thing. 171 00:09:02,650 --> 00:09:04,210 Oh, hang on a second. 172 00:09:05,790 --> 00:09:06,790 Oh, crap. 173 00:09:06,990 --> 00:09:08,310 Hold on a second, everybody. 174 00:09:10,590 --> 00:09:11,590 Oh, hey, 175 00:09:13,730 --> 00:09:14,730 Rick. 176 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:15,930 Where are you? 177 00:09:16,330 --> 00:09:19,730 I couldn't sleep, Rick. I was just tossing and turning and I didn't want to 178 00:09:19,730 --> 00:09:23,570 you up, so I decided to come out and buy some sunscreen and stuff for our beach 179 00:09:23,570 --> 00:09:24,549 day tomorrow. 180 00:09:24,550 --> 00:09:25,550 Oh, okay. 181 00:09:25,990 --> 00:09:28,310 I got scared that you were out rallying. 182 00:09:28,730 --> 00:09:30,330 Oh, jeez. Well, that's silly. 183 00:09:30,910 --> 00:09:32,630 Last thing I want to do is rally. 184 00:09:33,070 --> 00:09:35,950 Listen, get back to sleep, Rick. I'll be right home, okay? 185 00:09:36,170 --> 00:09:37,670 Okay. Sorry for panicking. 186 00:09:37,930 --> 00:09:39,270 Bye. Bye -bye. 187 00:09:40,370 --> 00:09:42,550 Okay, nice to meet you, everybody. I need to get going. 188 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:46,700 Oh, come on. Just rally with us a little bit more. No, I really can't. Just a 189 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:47,720 few more minutes. Come on. 190 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:51,540 All right. I guess I can rally just a little bit longer. 191 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:55,540 I mean, after all, I am here for you. I am your warrior. 192 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:57,520 Liberal left. 193 00:09:57,740 --> 00:09:58,880 Hunter Biden laptop. 194 00:10:18,890 --> 00:10:22,430 Herb? Herb, you gotta get up. We're gonna miss our whole beach day. 195 00:10:22,870 --> 00:10:25,250 Oh, it's just the time change, Rick. 196 00:10:25,670 --> 00:10:28,810 You enjoy the beach. I just gotta sleep a little longer. 197 00:10:30,050 --> 00:10:31,050 Okay. 198 00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:52,470 Dude, it's so awesome being able to leave Warhammer set up all night and 199 00:10:52,470 --> 00:10:54,210 back to it in the morning. I know, it's great. 200 00:10:55,390 --> 00:10:57,130 Hey, hey, you guys, what did you do? 201 00:10:58,210 --> 00:10:59,049 What do you mean? 202 00:10:59,050 --> 00:11:01,230 I mean the cops are here. What did you guys do? 203 00:11:03,070 --> 00:11:06,910 We're just continuing our game of 40K from last night. Okay, you guys just 204 00:11:06,910 --> 00:11:08,650 because the police want to ask you some questions. 205 00:11:09,290 --> 00:11:10,290 Come on in, officers. 206 00:11:11,330 --> 00:11:12,330 Hello, gentlemen. 207 00:11:12,690 --> 00:11:13,669 Hands up. 208 00:11:13,670 --> 00:11:15,870 We heard somebody in here has been bad. 209 00:11:16,370 --> 00:11:18,490 Oh, no, guys. Looks like you're in big trouble. 210 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:20,280 You better read them, they're right. 211 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,380 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't touch the models. It's been a long time on that. 212 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:27,300 Stan, stop with that shit. Come on, get into it. Wet t -shirt contest. 213 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:29,680 Hey, what the fuck? 214 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:31,980 What? Hey, you a fuck guy. 215 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:33,880 You did not harass the ladies. 216 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,240 Well, I wanted strippers, not prudes. 217 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,920 You want to talk big, man, huh? You want to be big, man? 218 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:43,520 Whoa, whoa, okay, I think I need to explain something to you, okay? 219 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:47,870 Look, I'm just trying to combat the messages that the liberal left is 220 00:11:47,870 --> 00:11:50,530 out to young men about their male instincts being toxic. 221 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:52,470 The fuck you talking? 222 00:11:52,770 --> 00:11:56,310 You know I'm trying to show my son and his nerdy little friend what a real 223 00:11:56,310 --> 00:11:59,750 is, because society wants them to be ashamed of their masculine natures. 224 00:12:00,390 --> 00:12:02,590 You want the real party? Yeah! 225 00:12:02,870 --> 00:12:05,010 Truth is, I got a whole barn full of weed. 226 00:12:05,430 --> 00:12:08,050 I will... call some friends. 227 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:17,620 are trying to reach cannot be located. 228 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,380 Please leave a message. 229 00:12:20,180 --> 00:12:23,260 Where are you? I got back from the beach and you were gone? 230 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:24,660 Please pick up. 231 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:40,320 Excuse me. 232 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:41,680 Excuse me. 233 00:12:49,130 --> 00:12:50,770 we're going to take Arizona this time? 234 00:12:52,350 --> 00:12:55,950 And when I say we're going to take Arizona in the election, I mean we're 235 00:12:55,950 --> 00:12:59,330 to take it again because we all know I won it last time, too. Oh. 236 00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:01,930 Oh. 237 00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:04,190 Hey, everybody, this is Rick. 238 00:13:08,870 --> 00:13:10,770 Rick? Rick, will you just wait? 239 00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:15,970 You know it's 2 in the morning. I was alone at the hotel while you were out 240 00:13:15,970 --> 00:13:18,900 rallying. I just wanted to rally for a little bit. 241 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,540 Yeah, you really look like you just rallied a little bit. 242 00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:25,880 I got a text that Tucker was in town, and I just wanted to go rally for a 243 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:28,720 bit. You really think those people care about you, Herb? 244 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,000 They don't. 245 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,340 They just want to do that. 246 00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:34,240 Rick, I got it out of my system now. 247 00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:38,440 We can still have a great vacation. Let's just start over tomorrow, okay? 248 00:14:05,770 --> 00:14:07,030 Sir, do you think you can walk? 249 00:14:07,450 --> 00:14:08,710 No, I don't think so. 250 00:14:09,310 --> 00:14:12,650 Sir, we think you've had too much to drink and we should probably take you to 251 00:14:12,650 --> 00:14:13,549 the hospital. 252 00:14:13,550 --> 00:14:16,650 No, I can't. I have to stay here because I'm in charge of my son. 253 00:14:17,330 --> 00:14:20,770 Today's woke culture has vilified his manhood and made him ashamed of himself. 254 00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:25,230 Okay, sir, but it appears you have a broken arm and several fractured ribs. 255 00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:29,490 Yeah, but I can't leave because my son's natural instincts are being suppressed 256 00:14:29,490 --> 00:14:31,350 and it's leading to behavioral problems. 257 00:14:31,650 --> 00:14:34,910 Do you see what this shit is doing? He's over there playing with dolls. 258 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:44,830 It's pretty good fondue, right? 259 00:14:46,530 --> 00:14:49,830 We should probably just go back to the hotel. You've got the shakes from 260 00:14:49,830 --> 00:14:50,830 rallying all night. 261 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,170 No, no, Rick. This is our vacation. 262 00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:56,170 I want us to have a nice, romantic lunch. 263 00:14:56,850 --> 00:14:58,730 Maybe we should just go back to Colorado. 264 00:14:59,090 --> 00:15:01,470 No, Rick. I'm going to make this up to you. 265 00:15:01,830 --> 00:15:05,650 I don't want to rally anymore. There's just a lot of people out there who won't 266 00:15:05,650 --> 00:15:06,690 let it go, you know? 267 00:15:07,270 --> 00:15:10,050 Yes, and you can't be around them. I know. I know. 268 00:15:10,550 --> 00:15:11,550 Let me just... 269 00:15:12,170 --> 00:15:16,350 Let me just go throw up because I'll feel much better. Okay, go throw up, 270 00:15:21,490 --> 00:15:21,970 Oh, 271 00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:29,390 God. 272 00:15:29,610 --> 00:15:30,950 Come on, just stop. 273 00:15:31,170 --> 00:15:32,870 Stop. The country is fine. 274 00:15:33,070 --> 00:15:34,750 You have better things to do. 275 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:56,900 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 276 00:15:57,100 --> 00:16:01,820 That's it. Yeah. We're going to get abortion rights thrown the hell out so 277 00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:06,700 dirty lesbians can't keep having abortions. Yeah. Oh, yeah, man. We're 278 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:10,280 get those Black Lives Matter protesters off the streets with a fire hose. 279 00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:12,260 Yeah, America. Yeah. 280 00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:14,920 Rick. Fuck you. 281 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,660 Well, to hell with you. Nobody controls me. 282 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,520 Yeah. Yeah, America. Yeah. 283 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,359 help you? 284 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:42,500 We've had some complaints about a party that's been going on for three days 285 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,040 here. Hey, what's going on? 286 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:48,100 All right, guys, who ordered the stripper? 287 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,120 Can we come in and look around, sir? 288 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,000 Oh, yeah, come on in. 289 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,960 All right, get down on the ground. 290 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,540 Whoa, whoa, no, no, no, it's okay. 291 00:16:57,980 --> 00:17:01,000 I'm just helping my boy through the media assault on manliness. 292 00:17:01,460 --> 00:17:05,740 I need to see some ID, sir. 293 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:06,960 Oh, okay. 294 00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:08,019 Okay, Stan! 295 00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:09,020 Stan! 296 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,560 Yeah? Can you get my wallet from the upstairs? 297 00:17:13,619 --> 00:17:16,420 Yeah, as soon as we're done with the psycher phase. I have five psycher 298 00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:18,500 Oh, my God, this is so embarrassing. 299 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,060 Hey, freeze! You right there! 300 00:17:23,339 --> 00:17:26,079 That's Alonzo Fininski, the Romanian sex trafficker! 301 00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:27,619 Fuck you, big man! 302 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:08,320 For those who have been round. 303 00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:12,040 For those who have been betrayed. 304 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:20,300 And let me tell you that nobody in this country has been betrayed more than my 305 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,300 Ricky Rick. 306 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:27,140 Rick, I am so sorry. 307 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:31,460 And if you are out there, I want you to know that I love you. 308 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:36,020 You are the only thing that keeps me from doing all this stupid stuff. 309 00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:40,750 When I met you, I felt in control of myself for the first time. 310 00:18:41,470 --> 00:18:47,050 There's never been anyone who calmed me down more than my little Ricky Bear. 311 00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:49,470 You are my boo. 312 00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:53,370 Did he just say that Rick is his boo? 313 00:18:54,270 --> 00:18:57,770 The truth is, some of us simply can't be alone. 314 00:18:58,590 --> 00:19:02,790 We need a relationship so that we're accountable to someone. 315 00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:10,130 I realize now how broken I am without that person who keeps me from destroying 316 00:19:10,130 --> 00:19:11,130 myself. 317 00:19:11,530 --> 00:19:17,930 Sharon? And all I've ever done was take you for granted and wished I wasn't 318 00:19:17,930 --> 00:19:18,930 being controlled. 319 00:19:19,530 --> 00:19:21,930 Hi, Sharon. 320 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:23,990 Will you please come home? 321 00:19:25,370 --> 00:19:28,570 Rick, I am a giant piece of shit without you. 322 00:19:28,850 --> 00:19:30,870 I don't deserve another chance. 323 00:19:31,350 --> 00:19:33,030 You have been wronged. 324 00:19:33,390 --> 00:19:34,710 You have been betrayed. 325 00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:40,190 And the only person who deserves retribution is me. 326 00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:48,070 I know you all really want to rally in rage, but the only thing I have to say 327 00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:52,290 that I love Rick. 328 00:19:53,090 --> 00:19:54,810 I love Rick. 329 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:44,880 We're back. 330 00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:48,420 I'm sorry I cut your trip short. 331 00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:52,800 It's okay, Randy. You made it longer than last spring break. 332 00:20:58,640 --> 00:20:59,920 Oh, hey, Mom. 333 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,380 Stanley, what have I told you about playing Warhammer on the kitchen table? 334 00:21:21,679 --> 00:21:22,679 Oh, Rick. 335 00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:28,340 I don't want to go through all that again. 336 00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:31,300 I just want to stay in South Park with you. 337 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:35,600 Well, I guess we'll just have to see what happens.